Joke/Yo Momma/Whatever

ok, if you have a joke you want to share, go go!
I like yo momma jokes!!!!!
Joy!
here's two

"Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!" and
"Yo momma's so fat, when she wore yellow, someone yelled "TAXI!" "


anyway, it doesn't have to be funny
well, it'd be better if it is )

lmao. i like the taxi one.

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

source

) okay that made me laugh =))))

good one

Hilarious.

Ooh, I've got one.

Yo mama so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

I think I'mma like this thread. Here's one!

Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is powdered!

you mama's so stupid, she needs to stand on a chair to raise her I.Q




i loved the yo mama jokes on white chicks, lol that was funny

lmao.
here's one
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

i love that

Yo momma's are hilarious. I love blonde jokes more though.

There are three people who have commited a crime. One has brown hair, one has red hair and one has blonde. They are about to be shot because the crime was so bad.
The brown haired one goes up first and the police say do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed TORNADO! The police turned around and she escaped.
The Red Head steped up and the Police said do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed EARTHQUAKE! The police turned around and she was able to escape too.
Then the blode stepped up and attempted to do the same the police said do you have any last words and she screamed FIRE!

...so he did

It's kinda long but I love it.

^

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

OMG, that's funny xD

I've got one. It's not really a joke, but a pick-up line.

B: Do you like water?
G: *yes*
B: Then you already like 75% of my body.

I love that one, really.

I've got one. It's not really a joke, but a pick-up line.

B: Do you like water?
G: *yes*
B: Then you already like 75% of my body.

I love that one, really.

that's a good one.
other pick up lines are so cheeeesy.

LOL lame pick-up lines

Hey is your dad a terrorist?

Huh?

Bcuz your da BOMB!!

Baby, did you fart?
`cause you BLOW ME AWAY!



Are you wearing moon pants?
`cause your booty is OUT OF THIS WORLD!

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Jasmine wrote:

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

oh dear thats hilarious haha

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

You guys should post more!

I can't make jokes like those!! Sooo funny!