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Post  isabelouissevega on Sat May 24, 2008 3:40 am

ok, if you have a joke you want to share, go go!
I like yo momma jokes!!!!!
Joy!
here's two

"Yo momma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!" and
"Yo momma's so fat, when she wore yellow, someone yelled "TAXI!" "


anyway, it doesn't have to be funny
well, it'd be better if it is Smile)


lol!
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Post  lia :) on Sun May 25, 2008 11:35 am

lmao. lol! i like the taxi one.

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Post  isabelouissevega on Sun May 25, 2008 2:16 pm

Smile) okay that made me laugh =))))

good one Smile
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Post  Jessica! on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:56 pm

lol!
Hilarious.

Ooh, I've got one.

Yo mama so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Post  carmzy_sweetness on Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:06 am

lol! I think I'mma like this thread. Here's one!

Yo momma's so old, her breast milk is powdered!

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Post  jezahisagit on Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:02 am

you mama's so stupid, she needs to stand on a chair to raise her I.Q


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i loved the yo mama jokes on white chicks, lol that was funny Smile
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Post  Jasmine on Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:13 am

lmao.
here's one
Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Hahaha Hahaha
i love that
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Post  carmzy_sweetness on Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:24 am

Yo momma's are hilarious. lol! I love blonde jokes more though.

There are three people who have commited a crime. One has brown hair, one has red hair and one has blonde. They are about to be shot because the crime was so bad.
The brown haired one goes up first and the police say do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed TORNADO! The police turned around and she escaped.
The Red Head steped up and the Police said do you have any last words thinking fast she screamed EARTHQUAKE! The police turned around and she was able to escape too.
Then the blode stepped up and attempted to do the same the police said do you have any last words and she screamed FIRE!

...so he did

It's kinda long but I love it. Joy!

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Post  Jessica! on Sat Jun 07, 2008 3:09 pm

^ Hahaha Hahaha


Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
OMG, that's funny xD

I've got one. It's not really a joke, but a pick-up line.

B: Do you like water?
G: *yes*
B: Then you already like 75% of my body. Wink

I love that one, really. Laughing
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Post  Jasmine on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:46 pm

I've got one. It's not really a joke, but a pick-up line.

B: Do you like water?
G: *yes*
B: Then you already like 75% of my body. Wink

I love that one, really. Laughing


lol!
that's a good one.
other pick up lines are so cheeeesy. scratch
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Post  jezahisagit on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:37 pm

LOL lame pick-up lines

Hey is your dad a terrorist?

Huh?

Bcuz your da BOMB!!

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Post  Jessica! on Sat Jun 07, 2008 11:00 pm

Baby, did you fart?
`cause you BLOW ME AWAY!

lol!

Are you wearing moon pants?
`cause your booty is OUT OF THIS WORLD!

Hahaha
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Post  Jasmine on Sun Jun 08, 2008 1:38 pm

If you were a booger I'd pick you first. lol!

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Hahaha Hahaha
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Post  jezahisagit on Sun Jun 08, 2008 2:10 pm

Jasmine wrote:

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.


oh dear thats hilarious haha
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Post  Jessica! on Mon Jun 09, 2008 8:10 pm

Guy: Fat penguin

Girl: What!?

Guy: I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha
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Post  Kerstien on Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:45 pm

You guys should post more! lol!

I can't make jokes like those!! Sooo funny! Hahaha
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