Favorite McFly Quote?

Just keep on posting those mcfly quotes that are completely unforgettable or whatever...

i have soooo many. 'cept there's so many, i can't remember them much anymore. Haha.

Have fun?

Oh, and if you're kind enough, you could go ahead and post the video or site from where the quote you posted came from. get it? got it? good.

Okay, i'll start:

Tom: Last year, somebody wrapped up a plant pot that was already on our flat.
Dougie: What else was in the plant, Tom?
Tom: An empty packet of batteries.
Danny: Dougie got me a friggin' Tip-ex pen.
Dougie: Yeah, but I also got you a bottle opener that counts how many beers you've had because you always *toot* lie.
Tom: So you bought Danny something, and you bought Harry something, then you just wrapped up something that you already had for me?
Dougie: I bought that plant pot, you know. I just had it in the flat in front of your eyes for a while.
Tom: For a year?
Dougie: Hmm.

XDD Good one, doug.

i'm super sorry i don't have the link. I just found that in one of my notebooks. So yeah. Haha.

awww...dougie's so adorable!!!
and tom! haha. w/ his demands! fun-nehh!!!
ok, ill try and look for some...

here are some:

Tom : This is Mark he's in the sh*tty band.
Mark : Don't swear Tom!
Tom: Oh sh*t, sorry.......ah sh*t I swore again...ah sh*t!

Dougie:
"If we had girlfriends, they'd be very unhappy."
"I want to be reincarnated as a bra!"
"There's a secret world that exists behind Danny's wardrobe. It's true! We go there to feed the beasts who live in it - they're half-men, half-goats."
"I always need a wee while I'm on stage. I just hold it in cuz it keeps me dancing!"

Danny:
"i would like to come back as a rat when i die"
"dougie's a hairy git for his age"
after being injured by a snowball: "It felt like the eye lid was bulging right out "
"If I did a speech i'd keep it short and sweet - the Queen yabbers!"
"Pick up ya rat realease ya rat!"
^you have to watch this one...cant stop laughing!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkfCJ808bPM&feature=channel_page

sources:
http://www.dougie-poynter.com/dougie/quotes.php
http://www.lucywho.com/daniel-jones

Danny: We were all like 'Wow - a brand new jacket, never had one before. And brand new shoes...'
Harry: Never had shoes before.
-----
Dougie: A TOILET EXPLODED!!! (the best!)
-----
Magazine: How many girls ave u snogged?
Dougie: None, I snog guys
-----
Interviewer: Can you remember your first bike?
Dougie: Yeah it was like this tricycle thing and I used to put my Ninja turtles in the back
Interviewer: What, you had like a basket?
Dougie: Yeah...I think it was a girl's bike
-----
Harry (while on bed with Dougie): We're not gay! We're just experimenting!

sidecar23 wrote:"Pick up ya rat realease ya rat!"
^you have to watch this one...cant stop laughing!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkfCJ808bPM&feature=channel_page

That was Harry's warm-up? Haha. Weird.
He looked really pissed though. Kinda scary. DON'Y BE MAD HARRY.

Danny was so kulit. Haha.
"Pick up your rat, release your rat."
"Danny... Pick up the sand, release the-"
"Pick up your cat head, MEOW."

Haha. When he said joseph, that was extremely priceless. HAHA.

nicoleaika wrote:Danny: We were all like 'Wow - a brand new jacket, never had one before. And brand new shoes...'
Harry: Never had shoes before.

I don't get it...

nicoleaika wrote:
Harry (while on bed with Dougie): We're not gay! We're just experimenting!

HAHAHAHAHA. I remember that! XDD It's like... "Sure... sure." Haha.

maia <3 wrote:

sidecar23 wrote:"Pick up ya rat realease ya rat!"
^you have to watch this one...cant stop laughing!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkfCJ808bPM&feature=channel_page

That was Harry's warm-up? Haha. Weird.
He looked really pissed though. Kinda scary. DON'Y BE MAD HARRY.

Danny was so kulit. Haha.
"Pick up your rat, release your rat."
"Danny... Pick up the sand, release the-"
"Pick up your cat head, MEOW."

Haha. When he said joseph, that was extremely priceless. HAHA.

yeah. harry seemed really mad but he looked really hot being all moody!
haha.
danny always seems to get on harry's nerves!!!
i LOVE the 'joseph' part too!!!!
still cant stop laughing...

maia <3 wrote:

nicoleaika wrote:Danny: We were all like 'Wow - a brand new jacket, never had one before. And brand new shoes...'
Harry: Never had shoes before.

I don't get it...

I kinda... XD XD XD

I found it very funny...

"Your head stinks"
-Danny XDD

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfg6LZRWuJA

maia <3 wrote:"Your head stinks"
-Danny XDD

link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfg6LZRWuJA

your head stinks!!!
pile on!!!
and dougie's face!!!!!!!
i LOVE it.

Here are a couple of my faves.

^ Loveee the last one! Epic!

This is my favorite topic here!!!
I've got plenty(:

"I'm always catching farts and throwing them at people. I do it to Dougie." - Danny
"Im going to start collecting trolls." - Dougie
"If you like a guy with no mates and no dress-sence, I'm your man."- Tom
(tom and dougie are talking about Lost) Danny: They're not listening to me! [being ignored] Isn't it called Found now?
^
"If i liked boys i wouldn't kiss Harry, everyone knows hes not a boy!" - Dougie
"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called Crab." - Dougie
"I was raised by wolves. I have six sisters, two brothers, a mum and my dad was killed in a fight with a werewolf." - Dougie
"I'd like to adopt a child - one from every continent." - Dougie
^ Oooh! Adopt me!!
"When girls go to the toilet, why can't you ever hear them wee? It's magic." - Dougie
"
Everyone has their own Tom Fletcher. I was just unlucky enough that mine was real." - Dougie
"*Sings* There was once a boy who had an incredibly small penis....his name was Tom" - Dougie
"I think she’s a witch and she keeps trolls locked up in her house. [on Yvette Fielding]" - Dougie

Harry: I’d want to be Spiderman.
Tom: What is his power?
Danny: String comes out of his wrists.
Dougie: That is an awesome power. Batman is the lamest.
Harry: He doesn’t have any powers does he?
Dougie: No he’s just rich.
Danny: He’s got a little bum boy as well, called Robin.

Would you have a sidekick?
Tom: Yeah, Dougie could be my sidekick. [Puts on movie announcer voice] Tom and Dougie…
Danny: I’d have Tom and Jerry as my sidekicks. I’d send them in first. They’d be like my testers: ‘Go and sort that out.’ Then if they really need me, I’ll come down later on.
Harry: It would be great if you could have like cartoon super heroes and have like a dog and his sidekick is a guinea pig: ‘You go in first.’

Would you ever considering dating someone older?... Say about my age?
Harry: How old are you?
Twenty-eight
Harry: Yeah!
Tom: Yeah, of course.
Danny: Yeah.
Dougie: I like older women.
Danny: Yeah Dougie, you do, don't you...?
How old is older?
Dougie: One hundred and eight.
Right...
Dougie: Yeah, it was great. She was mothered (?) me afterwards and, you know, baked cakes.

"My nipples are sort of weird. I've got a fifth one. Hasn't everyone? Danny's got sixteen. They're like teats -seven on his back and one on his neck, they're heading north for the summer!" - Tom

Danny: My advice to an inspiring musician...
Tom: ASPIRING, not inspiring...
Danny: My advice to an aspiring mu-museum! [laughs]
My advice to an ins-- argh.
My advice to an ASPIRING MUSICIAN is... Oh, I gotta think of an advice now!

Tom: What would you rather be, intellingent or good-looking?
Danny: I'd rather be as I am...
Tom: What, stupid and ugly?

Q: When are your birthdays?
Danny: Mines every year

Tom: Yeah I found it quite cool..for you. So what came first the chicken or the egg, Danny?
Danny:...The tree.

Q: Danny did you eat any sushi in Japan?"
Danny: Nooo...but i ate raw fish!

Danny: I'm going to complicatedly try and explain the story soo..
Tom: Okay, I'm going to cut in here cos Danny's an idiot.

Tom: Harry would be...
Danny: Shepherd?
Dougie: Mary! Mary!
Tom: Yeah, Mary. [to dougie] And you'd be the baby Jesus, and I'd be...
Dougie: *laughing* He'd be the fairy! We'd hang him up and put a thong and wings on him!
Danny: You could be one of the sheep that the shepherds had to mind.
Tom: I want to bring frankincense. And myrrh. What was the other one?
Tom: So one of them brought gold and one of them - we've had this conversation before -
Dougie: Incense.
Tom: No, frankincense. Frankenstein, one of them brought Frankenstein.
Danny: Hey, wait a minute, donkeys are cool!
Tom: What is frankincense? And myrrh, I've never seen it.
Danny: Frankincense is a scent.
Tom: Is that what it is?
Danny: Yeah, and you can put it around your house for Christmas. You can buy it, my Nan has it.
Tom: We learned something new from Danny today.
Dougie: How the hell does he know that?
Danny: Because my Nan has it. I know these things!
Dougie: Danny is thick.
Danny: D'you know what? Going back to the donkey thing, donkeys are cool because the donkey in Shrek is very cool and I'd be like him.

Okay sorry that was super plenty LOL

KAI!!!
that was as funny as hell!!!
i never stopped lauhing the whole time!!!
esp danny's lines!!!
and dougie!!! 'everyone knows hes not a boy'
priceless...
im gonna go and watch mcfly in youtube now.
haha.
just cant get enough of them.

Those quotes are soooo funny!

only McFLY can say those stuff, 'cause they're wicked, like that! XD

"If I met Frankie from S Club 8 I'd soil myself." - Dougie
Oh really?! XD
"I want a girl with brown hair, large brown eyes, preferably some boobs, quite slim and not too tall, 'cos i'm only small." - Dougie
"I hate drummers." - Tom
"On a sexiness scale, I'd give myself two. You have to rate yourself low, man." - Dougie
humble much?

AHHHHHH HILARIOUS!

KAI! quote heaven?!?! XD

awwww. danny's really christian. i mean, i know they all are, cept... at least danny knows about it and stuff.

ASPIRING NEW MUSEUMS! HAHAHAHA. I REMEMBER THAT! XDD

the clapping thing! i heard that and i fell of my chair. XDDD

wait. more in a bit.

"Are bats rats with wings?"
-Danny

"What does elope mean? Is it an irish word?"
-Dougie

"Tom got wasted the other night and he punched me, so i punched him. Then we hugged."
-Danny

"Fat giggles."
-Tom

Tom: When I was little, I fancied the little mermaid.
Dougie: What?
Tom: What, I thought she was fit!

"You're a good looking monkey."
-Danny

"In the future, I see myself as the first black president of the USA."
-Harry

"As my man Snoop Dog would say, that was the shizzle manizzle."
-Dougie

"I'm not Danny."
-Danny

Dougie: It would be funny if we had come out of the mine and there were loads of protestors
Harry: Protestors?
Dougie: Against the hunt.
Harry: Hunt?
Dougie: The ghost hunt.

Tom: We're going to Wales next!
Dougie: Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep.
Tom: Yes, Dougie.

"Let's look lively people, c'mon! Someone make me coffe! I won't even drink it, just make it!"
-Harry

maia <3 wrote:
Dougie: Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep.

I thought it was "Where the men are men and the sheep are..scared"?

KAI wrote:^ Loveee the last one! Epic!

This is my favorite topic here!!!
I've got plenty(:

"I'm always catching farts and throwing them at people. I do it to Dougie." - Danny
"Im going to start collecting trolls." - Dougie
"If you like a guy with no mates and no dress-sence, I'm your man."- Tom
(tom and dougie are talking about Lost) Danny: They're not listening to me! [being ignored] Isn't it called Found now?
^
"If i liked boys i wouldn't kiss Harry, everyone knows hes not a boy!" - Dougie
"I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called Crab." - Dougie
"I was raised by wolves. I have six sisters, two brothers, a mum and my dad was killed in a fight with a werewolf." - Dougie
"I'd like to adopt a child - one from every continent." - Dougie
^ Oooh! Adopt me!!
"When girls go to the toilet, why can't you ever hear them wee? It's magic." - Dougie
"
Everyone has their own Tom Fletcher. I was just unlucky enough that mine was real." - Dougie
"*Sings* There was once a boy who had an incredibly small penis....his name was Tom" - Dougie
"I think she’s a witch and she keeps trolls locked up in her house. [on Yvette Fielding]" - Dougie

Harry: I’d want to be Spiderman.
Tom: What is his power?
Danny: String comes out of his wrists.
Dougie: That is an awesome power. Batman is the lamest.
Harry: He doesn’t have any powers does he?
Dougie: No he’s just rich.
Danny: He’s got a little bum boy as well, called Robin.

Would you have a sidekick?
Tom: Yeah, Dougie could be my sidekick. [Puts on movie announcer voice] Tom and Dougie…
Danny: I’d have Tom and Jerry as my sidekicks. I’d send them in first. They’d be like my testers: ‘Go and sort that out.’ Then if they really need me, I’ll come down later on.
Harry: It would be great if you could have like cartoon super heroes and have like a dog and his sidekick is a guinea pig: ‘You go in first.’

Would you ever considering dating someone older?... Say about my age?
Harry: How old are you?
Twenty-eight
Harry: Yeah!
Tom: Yeah, of course.
Danny: Yeah.
Dougie: I like older women.
Danny: Yeah Dougie, you do, don't you...?
How old is older?
Dougie: One hundred and eight.
Right...
Dougie: Yeah, it was great. She was mothered (?) me afterwards and, you know, baked cakes.

"My nipples are sort of weird. I've got a fifth one. Hasn't everyone? Danny's got sixteen. They're like teats -seven on his back and one on his neck, they're heading north for the summer!" - Tom

Danny: My advice to an inspiring musician...
Tom: ASPIRING, not inspiring...
Danny: My advice to an aspiring mu-museum! [laughs]
My advice to an ins-- argh.
My advice to an ASPIRING MUSICIAN is... Oh, I gotta think of an advice now!

Tom: What would you rather be, intellingent or good-looking?
Danny: I'd rather be as I am...
Tom: What, stupid and ugly?

Q: When are your birthdays?
Danny: Mines every year

Tom: Yeah I found it quite cool..for you. So what came first the chicken or the egg, Danny?
Danny:...The tree.

Q: Danny did you eat any sushi in Japan?"
Danny: Nooo...but i ate raw fish!

Danny: I'm going to complicatedly try and explain the story soo..
Tom: Okay, I'm going to cut in here cos Danny's an idiot.

Tom: Harry would be...
Danny: Shepherd?
Dougie: Mary! Mary!
Tom: Yeah, Mary. [to dougie] And you'd be the baby Jesus, and I'd be...
Dougie: *laughing* He'd be the fairy! We'd hang him up and put a thong and wings on him!
Danny: You could be one of the sheep that the shepherds had to mind.
Tom: I want to bring frankincense. And myrrh. What was the other one?
Tom: So one of them brought gold and one of them - we've had this conversation before -
Dougie: Incense.
Tom: No, frankincense. Frankenstein, one of them brought Frankenstein.
Danny: Hey, wait a minute, donkeys are cool!
Tom: What is frankincense? And myrrh, I've never seen it.
Danny: Frankincense is a scent.
Tom: Is that what it is?
Danny: Yeah, and you can put it around your house for Christmas. You can buy it, my Nan has it.
Tom: We learned something new from Danny today.
Dougie: How the hell does he know that?
Danny: Because my Nan has it. I know these things!
Dougie: Danny is thick.
Danny: D'you know what? Going back to the donkey thing, donkeys are cool because the donkey in Shrek is very cool and I'd be like him.

Okay sorry that was super plenty LOL

haha i love them all, i'll try to act like them in the school, they are all so cool... lo, very funny, especially the last one, its like donkey and danny are one, but poor danny, they think heis an ediot, especially to the story one... lol they are all so funny, it cracks me so much!!!!!

i love all the quotes, it only makes me felt that i don't want to go any where, and just stay here in the forums...

maia <3 wrote:
"In the future, I see myself as the first black president of the USA."
-Harry

naunahan ka na ni Obama XD

maia <3 wrote:
"Let's look lively people, c'mon! Someone make me coffe! I won't even drink it, just make it!"
-Harry

si Harry talaga XD

KAI wrote:Q: When are your birthdays?
Danny: Mines every year

XD XD XD DANNY!!

KAI wrote:Harry: I’d want to be Spiderman.
Tom: What is his power?
Danny: String comes out of his wrists.
Dougie: That is an awesome power. Batman is the lamest.
Harry: He doesn’t have any powers does he?
Dougie: No he’s just rich.
Danny: He’s got a little bum boy as well, called Robin.

shucks... i love the quotes XD

Kerstien wrote:

maia <3 wrote:
Dougie: Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep.

I thought it was "Where the men are men and the sheep are..scared"?

really? have you seen the video? i haven't. just saw that quote. hehe.

maia <3 wrote:

Kerstien wrote:

maia <3 wrote:
Dougie: Where the men are men and the sheep are sheep.

I thought it was "Where the men are men and the sheep are..scared"?

really? have you seen the video? i haven't. just saw that quote. hehe.

yeah, a couple of times.. that line never gets old!

nicoleaika wrote:

maia <3 wrote:
"In the future, I see myself as the first black president of the USA."
-Harry

naunahan ka na ni Obama XD

diba? XD and he's not a US citizen AND he was born white. Haha. XDD

Zehr wrote:"I thought I was stupid. But when I met Danny..."
- Dougie

"It's funny, because we were all in there [the jacuzzi] and Tom came out and he was like 'are you lot all naked in there?' and we said 'Yeah, Tom, yeah, we're all naked.' and he was like, 'Wicked!' and stripped his shorts off and came in! We had shorts on!"
-Danny

Danny sees an aeroplane.
Danny: It's a Virgin, I've been in one of them.
Everyone else: WHAT?!?!?!


Danny: She's amazing! I so would!
Harry: You so would what?
Danny: Er...get her number..

Question: How old is Dougie's sister?
a) 23 years old
b) 14 years old
c) He hasn't got a sister.
Danny: He hasn't got one.
Dougie: Yes I have! You've met her! She's 14!
Danny: Oh yeah. Oh poo. Now I remember....

Dougie: It's about me and Tom, we're in school. We were dating.
But Tom cheated on me. Not with another man, or another chic. With a horse.

Danny: Next question, errr.... what type of girls do you go for and why? erm, i like bald heads really.
Harry: Who are you asking that question?
Tom: No he does, really!
Danny: Err... DOUGSTER! What type of girls do you go for and why?"
Dougie: Err...I go for girls that are...hot?
Harry: Girls that are hot, haha.
Tom: Hot girls.
Danny: So you don't like em cold?
Dougie: No.
Danny: Ohheyyy.
Tom: Danny made a joke!

Harry: Danny, what would you like to bve re-incarnated as?
Danny: Who me?
Harry: Actually no, Dougie you answer it Danny'll just say rat.
Dougie: Err..I would...
Danny: Actually...
Dougie: SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP!
Tom: Go on, hit him.
Harry: You're banned from talking!
Danny: A cricket!
Dougie: I'd like to be re-incarnated as a bra thank you, ok? now leave me alone.

Tom: "When are our birthdays?"
Harry: Do you really care?
Tom: Look it up on the internet.
*everybody laughs*
Tom: My birthday is on July 17th and err...
Danny: Mine's every year.
Harry: Mine's December 23rd and to the people who asked the question, I actually quite enjoy it being close to christmas...
Danny: Yeahh, mine's every year.
Harry: ...instead of just having one exciting day, you get two exciting days.
Tom: I like my birthday, it's in the middle of summer. It's always sunny.
Danny: "Well really, mine should be every year, but I'm born on a leap year so I'm only 6.
Tom: You thought that'd be funny didn't you
Danny: Yeahh, haha. I thought I was being clever there
Tom: So what came first the chicken or the egg, Danny?
Danny: Well, to make the chicken, there's gotta be an egg.
Tom: But, to make the egg, there's got to be a chicken.
Danny: Soooo, it's gotta be a tree.
Harry: No no, that's one of those...
Tom: ...what if the tree falls in the forest and no-ones around.
Danny: Everyone's ganging up on me.
Dougie: 30th of November.
Tom: That's Dougie's birthday, not when the tree fell.
Danny: 12th March, 1986.
Harry: Or when the egg was first born.
Tom: Or when the chicken...
Harry: Never mind.
Tom: What died first, the chicken or the egg?

Harry, Tom and Dougie: On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Tom: 12 turtledoves, 3 french hens, 10 geese a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying
Harry and Tom: And a partridge in a pear tree
Danny *interrupts*: Rattlesnake

I got these all from McFLY.com

haha, you made my day!!! i love the qoutes... specially the second to the last one... its my favorite, they are all so funny!!!!


Tom: "When are our birthdays?"
Harry: Do you really care?
Tom: Look it up on the internet.
*everybody laughs*
Tom: My birthday is on July 17th and err...
Danny: Mine's every year.
Harry: Mine's December 23rd and to the people who asked the question, I actually quite enjoy it being close to christmas...
Danny: Yeahh, mine's every year.
Harry: ...instead of just having one exciting day, you get two exciting days.
Tom: I like my birthday, it's in the middle of summer. It's always sunny.
Danny: "Well really, mine should be every year, but I'm born on a leap year so I'm only 6.
Tom: You thought that'd be funny didn't you
Danny: Yeahh, haha. I thought I was being clever there
Tom: So what came first the chicken or the egg, Danny?
Danny: Well, to make the chicken, there's gotta be an egg.
Tom: But, to make the egg, there's got to be a chicken.
Danny: Soooo, it's gotta be a tree.
Harry: No no, that's one of those...
Tom: ...what if the tree falls in the forest and no-ones around.
Danny: Everyone's ganging up on me.
Dougie: 30th of November.
Tom: That's Dougie's birthday, not when the tree fell.
Danny: 12th March, 1986.
Harry: Or when the egg was first born.
Tom: Or when the chicken...
Harry: Never mind.
Tom: What died first, the chicken or the egg?

napagtanto ko sa qoutes na ito kahit sa mga previous na qoutes.. na si danny ang pinakakawawa sa kanila, lagi nalang syang binabara especially pag si tom ang kusap nya at si dougie... poor danny, but its so hilarious... second si harry, parang pinapalabas nilang gay sya, ang start nung nag kiss sila ni Tom... pero pati rin si harry, Ni-banned nya pa... pero go parin si danny!!! go danny!!! even maging donkey or cricket or rat or rattle snake ka or you are not danny... la lang di kana si danny... .. ang cool nya talaga... pero masarap kausap ang ganung tao...


Danny: Next question, errr.... what type of girls do you go for and why? erm, i like bald heads really.
Harry: Who are you asking that question?
Tom: No he does, really!
Danny: Err... DOUGSTER! What type of girls do you go for and why?"
Dougie: Err...I go for girls that are...hot?
Harry: Girls that are hot, haha.
Tom: Hot girls.
Danny: So you don't like em cold?
Dougie: No.
Danny: Ohheyyy.
Tom: Danny made a joke!

Harry: Danny, what would you like to bve re-incarnated as?
Danny: Who me?
Harry: Actually no, Dougie you answer it Danny'll just say rat.
Dougie: Err..I would...
Danny: Actually...
Dougie: SHUT UP! YOU SHUT UP!
Tom: Go on, hit him.
Harry: You're banned from talking!
Danny: A cricket!
Dougie: I'd like to be re-incarnated as a bra thank you, ok? now leave me alone.

poor danny, but he is so funny, buti kahit harsh he can take it, but i know its just a joke, and its like pinapalabas nila pala na bobo si danny, like one's in a blue moon lang sya makagawa ng impressive or brilliant move... but that's really ok.. cause he only wants them to make happy.. ang sweet..

[quote="Zehr"]"I thought I was stupid. But when I met Danny..."
- Dougie
he got the revenge in this qoutes..

"It's funny, because we were all in there [the jacuzzi] and Tom came out and he was like 'are you lot all naked in there?' and we said 'Yeah, Tom, yeah, we're all naked.' and he was like, 'Wicked!' and stripped his shorts off and came in! We had shorts on!"
-Danny